Long tailed tit is called stjärtmes in swedish
stjärt = butt
mes = dork (or softy/softie, according to google translate)this is a buttdork
ohhh my god goohhhhhd ohhh my godhehed hohhhh my gohdedddddddd
As if “Tit” wasn’t bad enough
whenever i try and make an astute observation
It took 9 years and 720 million dollars to get a better photo of pluto
Takes the same to get a decent pic of me
Me after realizing the fbi man watching through my webcam has seen me without hijab and now he has to marry me
The Fellowship at 98% strength
“Our lives are defined by opportunities, even the ones we miss.”— F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button
(via books-n-quotes)
“How could you become new, if you had not first become ashes?”— Friedrich Nietzsche
(via philosophyquotes)
Dr. Doofenshmirtz literally has a sign saying that his company is for evil, but no one, except for Perry, seems to want to stop him.